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Oh hells no. What is this girl thinking???

The new perfect game for bored Jews… “GUESS JEW!!”

Forty years ago, two computer techs from UCLA and Stanford came up with an idea of sending information from two computers. One tech wrote the letters, L, then O, and then G. The other tech received the first two letters and the system crashed on the G attempt. This was the first ever instant message and, thus, the Internet was born.  So now, let’s talk about the 5 awesome things about the Internet.

Cable Modem

5. Cable modem. Remember dial up? Some of you do… some of you don’t. The younger ones probably have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, which is making me feel old.

All you young ones that get pissy at a page taking 10 seconds to load you don’t know how good you have it.

You spoiled brats!

Porn

4. Porn. This one is easy because buying and viewing porn used to be a dirty thing. Now it’s commonplace AND FREE!! It almost seems that if you are not looking at porn on the Internet… then what the hell are you doing on the net to begin with… Doing work? Reading for information? Shopping online? Banking? Submitting for scholarships? Taking an online college course?

Yeah…

What a waste of the technology.

YouTube

3. YouTube. There was once a time when stupid kids who pretended to have a Jedi duel with themselves where only viewable if you were the unfortunate parent to walk in on them playing in the bedroom. Not anymore.

Also- what would this crazy little world be like without Youtube losers to mock and make fun of?

Now we all get to enjoy the crazy people of this world thanks to this amazing website.

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Yup, this video is correct. You just can’t fix stupid.

And this is what happens when Star Trek meets Monty Python.

Never ever, ever, ever, have I ever hated someone I that I don’t know like I hate this kid…

Cause I hate you...

He is so obnoxious and so over the top and he is only like 11-14 when he made all of these videos. I don’t understand how as a parent you can say, “This is a good idea, make a complete ass out of yourself on the internet in front of literally millions of people.”

What is worse, This obnoxious little freak has over 175,000 people following him on YouTube and his videos collectively have had over 6,500,000. It is so aggrevating because this kid makes you want to choke him out so bad, but you can’t stop watching it. Its like a train wreck, you cannot stop watching this.

What is even more outragouse is that he makes over $3,000 per month with this stuff from his adsense ads on YouTube which I am sure only encourages him. Reach high folks. Reach high. This is a hate off so:

Prize for Best Nug

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 60 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate received by Monday 10/5/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees. Depending on how many comments we get, we may give away a SuperMac18 shirt for a prize for best nut hug as well.

Does your vagina make people dry heave? If you can answer yes to this question then you NEED Clitter!!!

Further proof that Harry Potter is gay!

I always knew that slut Princess couldn’t be trusted!