We'd be pissed too if our weave was THAT wack.

Watch out, there is a supermodel on the loose and she is crazier than ever.  This week, Naomi Campbell, the British supermodel, struck her chauffeur in the back of the head. Why did she strike the driver? Probably because he was going to the FDR when everyone knows to avoid the FDR during the day.

The 27 year old driver says he was struck by Campbell and hit his head on the steering wheel during the altercation. The first thing I have to say is how weak of a man are you when a supermodel overpowers you to the point that it causes injury? Supermodels tend to not have much meat on their bones. In fact, they are usually just bones and I don’t see how she could have caused serious injury.

My favorite part of the story is how after she hits him, he stops the car, and gets out to call the police. Campbell, who has been known to spit on police in the past, immediately jumps out of the car and disappears into Manhattan. I just love her set of thinking at this point- “I’m not going back” and just bolts it out of the car. 

So, New Yorkers, if you see a woman with a jacked ass weave walking in one direction… wearing a ridiculous outfit and then turning around walking in the other direction… please call the authorities immediately, and for God’s sake… don’t give it a ride!

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