Brett Favre's 2nd Annual Retirement

This is an open call to all players in the NFL.

Will someone please end this?  Seriously, someone Joe Theisman the dude’s leg and end this crap. I want a broken arm. I want a snapped ankle joint.  I don’t want him in a wheelchair for life.  But just get Brett Favre off Sportscenter.

Call me a cynic, but I am tired of the twenty four hour Brett Favre news alerts.  I don’t care if the man has come out of retirement to initiate the rapture, or if he’s banging his wife bareback in a Denny’s parking lot.  I don’t want to hear about it.  Just this week, Favre announced that he would un-retire yet again and the sports media has yet to be removed from the man’s anus.

In all seriousness though, I feel as if I have to go blow a homeless man just to find out the score of the Phillies game.  And I don’t even like the Phillies.  But I can’t find out the score of their games, because all ESPN can inform me of is that Brett Favre wiped another dude’s ass.  It is outrageous. Read more »

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