JFC, is all I can say at this point. Nadya Suleman, otherwise known as the Octomom, has said that another child in her life is not ruled out. In an interview she has stated that if she were to meet Mr. Right, and were to fall in love and be married, she would like to have a child with the fucking stupid lucky suitor. Because 14 children on public assistance is not enough, she needs to have that 15^th child.

Watch this horrific and awkward video below… if you can stomach it:

First off, someone kill this annoying bitch! Secondly, enough is enough already. There are a few flaws with this well laid plan of hers. First off, not one, I repeat, not one man in the world is going to date someone with 14 kids. I don’t care how open-minded someone says they are… no one who says they are of sound mind and body would dare date anyone with a reproductive system more used than the common hamster’s.

How the hell could you possibly WANT another child? You have 14 mouths to feed and asses to clothe and you think that a 15^th brat would be a wonderful idea? Shame on you Miss Suleman. I wonder what her mother thinks of this new idea? Remember, in that wonderful documentary that I wrote about earlier, her mother was fed up enough already with Nadya just using her house to shelter these 14 brats.

You can kiss that shit goodbye.

Seriously, you need to have at least an 8 bedroom house (and that’s 2 to a bedroom for the kids and a mommy and potential daddy in another) to properly shelter them when they get older. ANOTHER KID!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?? Because a 9 bedroom house paid for from public assistance exists anywhere in the world??

Please, someone shut down her factory. Anyone out there with the skill and the know-how to screw up her engine please heed the call!!

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"I swear I'm not anorexic!!"

So you want to hear some really messed up shit? Well, apparently, the recently deceased actress’ scumbag piece of shit husband, Simon Monjack, and mother, Sharon Murphy set up The Brittany Murphy Foundation, a children’s arts education charity, in honor of her memory.

However, after receiving various donations from the public since last month, it comes to light that the so-called charity has yet to even register with the state of California OR the IRS as a non-profit organization.

After this crazy shit was discovered by the journalists low-life paparazzi of TMZ the website was promptly shut down for “routine maintenance.” The website has since then been taken down, leaving nothing but a heart-felt message that they will be promptly returning any and all previously received donations.

SO basically, not only did her douchebag loser of a husband Simon Monjack destroy her once thriving career but he also most likely helped lead to her demise and then tried to scam people out of their hard earned cash in memory of his deceased wife. I mean really… what grieving husband doesn’t want an autopsy done on his 32-year-old wife that suddenly drops dead of a heart attack?

Can you believe this guy?? What do you think? Does he deserves the Husband Of The Year Award??

How convenient...

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