Tired of stoking it... Tiger pounds it in the hole.

Well, this is just getting better and better. Check this out. Those are the eight different women that Tiger Woods has been rumored to be involved with and wouldn’t you know it, the majority of them are pornstars and call girls. Also, am I the only one that noticed that a few of them actually look like his wife? I understand his thinking- maybe if he is seen in public with the ones that looked like his wife… then no one would notice.

On the other side of the coin, if you are going to cheat on your wife, wouldn’t you pick someone that doesn’t look like your wife at all? I actually can’t wait for the moment that the NAACP releases a statement complaining about how no black woman are mentioned to be a whoring with Tiger. Equal opportunity?

Well, if all the pornstars and hookers weren’t enough for you, one of them, a Miss Jamie Jungers has decided to tell her story to the today show. I personally love how all these networks preach no sex on their television shows or freak out if Janet Jackson’s left tit shows up during the Super Bowl, but a frank conversation about a golfer having lurid affairs with pornstars and hookers first thing in the morning is perfectly acceptable television. Long story short, he’s a dude who wouldn’t take care of his hooker. You gotta take care of your hooker Tiger, ho got to eat too.

You know what the funniest part to me about all of this is? Golfers never got laid before Tiger. Golfers are the one athlete on the planet next to a curler broom sweeper that rarely use their sport to get chics. The other sports have all of their groupies that hang out by the locker room, but golf really doesn’t have that.

All golf has are a bunch of rich dudes following around other men that truly appreciate their art of “stroking.” So, I guess Tiger had enough of that… and while on these tours he decided to take advantage of being the only fuckable guy on the PGA Tour.

I wonder if he kept his wedding ring in the golf bag?

Popularity: 1% [?]