You can't handle the tooth?? WTF!! It's official- The Rock is GAY!

Remember when The Rock used to lay the “smackdown” on that “candy ass” and no one in the world found it gay. Well, now it’s official, The Rock is gay. In his new “film” The Tooth Fairy, The Rock plays a professional hockey player who is so mean spirited that he is sentenced to become the tooth fairy in order to become a better person. The trailer is a must see.

When I was younger and much dumber I loved watching wrestling and The Rock was the most entertaining guy. Then he quit wrestling and started doing movies. One of them was The Rundown, with The Rock, Stifler, and Christopher Walken as the bad guy. That movie, pun intended, rocked. There was a feeling of a new action hero in town. Then I guess his agent didn’t want him to be the next Vin Diesel… because we all know The Pacifier was an AFI classic. The moment Diesel used baby powder as a smoke cloud it officially became the dumbest movie ever. Plus who hired these third rate ninjas?

Back to The Tooth Fairy… why the hell are Mary Poppins and Billy Crystal in this crap of a movie? When The Rock read the script were his first thoughts, “I can not wait to be in a tutu!” Everything about this pile of crap looks awful and the worst part is, it will make money. They never spend a great deal of cash on movies like this and yet they make so much profit on international and DVD sales that it’s astounding.

Please Rock, can we get one more decent action movie before you are type cast for life in shitty family movies that only retards enjoy?

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