Cloverformers: Coming in 2012. Hopefully, Megan Fox dies in this disaster of a movie.

So the end of world is coming up and I have to talk about this sure to be piece of crap movie. From the guys that made Independence Day, Godzilla, and The Day After Tomorrow, we now have 2012. It’s the exact same movie, over and over again.  Now I have not seen the movie at all, but I am going to predict what happens.  I will then see the movie, because I have to, and let’s see how close I am.

First off, we get some idea that the disaster is looming.  The opening shot will forecast what is sure to be coming, but will not be loud enough for anyone to notice.  Most likely we will have that one shot of someone noticing something, but it will be a blip on the radar.  Then we will have the introduction of our main character, usually at work, or with his family. There will be some idea of his back-story, either a drunk, a divorce, or some issue that is keeping the family unit as a whole- not connected.

We will then meet some other people, some connected to the main character and some not.  Most likely they will cover other races and ethnic cultures.  There will be some stereotypes but nothing that borderlines racist thinking.  There will be a comic relief character and also a beloved pet.  Then the sh*t will hit the fan.  Special effects will rule the day, things we know and love will be destroyed, and millions of people will lose their lives and it all somehow stays at a PG-13 rating. I can guarantee you the Statue of Liberty will be destroyed.

Ok.  The Worst is over.  The few survivors, who just so happen to be our protagonist and his family, except for one or two key characters, are now huddled together fighting to survive.  Usually a parent or a close friend didn’t make it. The rest of the movie will drag on forever, and hope and humanity will somehow conquer.  Also, love will matter as well, and everyone who was fighting will kiss and make up in the end.  Then the credits rolled and I wasted another $11 dollars.

You have already seen this a dozen or so times, so unless you have a desire to watch the world end again, I think we can all skip on 2012.

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