Ya look like Gelfling...

Now this picture is testament as to why Whitney Houston needs to become DARE‘s next poster child for their “Just Say No To Drugs” campaign. Boys and girls, the next time someone sketchy approaches you on the playground, after school, offering you drugs… just remember what a decade of hard partying, cocaine, and Bobby Brown can do to even the biggest of stars.

Even with the release of her newest album, I Look To You, Whitney Houston continues to disappoint her fans with shiteous concerts like her latest in Australia… which was full of coughing, breathlessness, water guzzling, and her.. brother?

Houston’s promoter Andrew McManus says that her horrendous performance is due to years of Houston being a smoker and not taking care of her voice. In the article linked above, McManus goes on to say, “She knows she’s not hitting every note like she used to. But it’s value for money; it’s Whitney Houston warts and all.”

"Maybe y'ARE Gelfling!"

She plans to continue with her revival tour and tells McManus that despite the critical reviews that she does not need his protection from the critics and she feels that the attacks might just simply be… “God’s will.”

Well we agree with you Whitney. It is God’s will. And speaking of warts… now we at least know who will be cast as Aughra when the 80′s classic movie, The Dark Crystal, is finally remade by Hollywood’s ever prosperous remake machine.

For the love of God Whitney… do something with your face!

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