Can we say pedophile??

Now this is just ridiculous. Some idiot decided to break a world record for hugging people in a 24 hour period. First of all, why the hell do we have these records in the first place? Who decided in their crazy ass state, “Hey, I got an idea, I’m going to hug everyone and not end up on a sexual predator list.”

Well for, Jeff Ondash, who hugs under the alter-ego, Teddy McHuggin, he decided that hugging in Vegas is the best way to accomplish that goal.

Hey, Teddy, when they say, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” I don’t think they are talking about hugging people. McHuggin, I’m so disgusted I really hope McDonalds sues you. Hell, I hope McLovin sues him too. He wants to tell us that when you hug someone you make their day and they walk away smiling. This man needs to learn that hugs are pointless and that most people are also worthless… whether you hug them or not.

How long does a hug have to even last to officially count as a hug? Do BS hugs count? We all know the BS hug, right? That’s when the girl you’re interested in gives you a hug and lightly taps you on the back to let you know that she is not interested in you at all. Does the hug have to be two armed? I mean, the “man hug”, which is that handshake slight embrace with a slap on the shoulder blade hug, is usually extremely quick. I don’t think it takes long enough to officially count as a hug.

I think the best thing you could possibly do is run up to this idiot and act like you are going to hug him, hug everyone around him, and just punch him right in the face and take his wallet.

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