Well, not really “chicken” but we do have the winner for this weeks Hate Off: Guys wearing skinny jeans. After an astounding search through over 75 responses we finally narrowed it down and chose a winner and it wasn’t easy I either. From comments about guys wearing their younger sisters jeans to just plain out hatin’ on each other, we had our hands full. But no worries, we were able to sift through all the boring monotonous comments to find this winning gem:

Collin Shaw

I hate those emos wearing skinny jeans.
They are just wearing them so that the blood that drips out of their self inlicted-wounds
dont run down into their shoes.
But maybe it is also because they deep down want to look like girls.
Those freaking transsexual emos make me sick.

Congratulations to COLIN SHAW for being the best hater! It’s kinda like being the kid in class who raises his hand to remind the teacher about giving out homework and it’s not really something you can add to your resume but hey, you’ve won a FREE SNORG TEE’S SHIRT! All you have to do is hit us up at Iwantmyprize@hatersbehatin.com and we’ll get everything setup. And don’t try to be a douche and get this guys prize if you aren’t the real Collin Shaw…. that’s just not cool.

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Gear up for the 2nd Hate Off. Based on feedback from the first one we are slightly modifying the rules.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate recieved by Thursday 9/3/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

Now that that’s out of the way…

This Hate Off is on guys wearing “Skinny Jeans.” Many times this is done by emo kids, hipsters, whatever. Skinny Jeans are meant for girls. NO ONE ELSE. It is on the verge of guys wearing leggings or tights. It should NOOOOOOOT be done!

This is NOT a front and back pic.

Why do guys do this? TheONLY acceptable reason for guys wearing skinny jeans is if you are a f*cking Rock Star of some sort. Not if you are a poser.

Unless you are some sort of Rock Star....

Ok Folks, you know the rules. Hate Away.

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