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WHat (emphasis on the H) the Fuck, is this shit. I watched this entire video… with my mouth open… went in the other room for about 4.5 minutes… came back and thought, “This is fucking disgusting.” Not ONLY are the 5-8 year old kids doing this, the adults are doing it with the kids. And the one little whore is all about the black kid grabbing her hips whilst she is “dancing.”


Crazy mexican Kids Grinding on each other. – Watch more Funny Videos

I couldn’t really even say anything whilst watching this because as I was seeing these kindergarteners gyrate like this, I was thinking, OMG, I have seen or experienced these exact moves whilst having sex. SPECIFICALLY:

  • 0:20 Little black dude chewing on a mask is giving it to the girl froggy style on the ground.
  • 0:30 Same little black dude, with a handful of ass
  • 1:30 Younger black kid grinding younger 4 year old girl and parents cheering them on
  • 1:44 Spanish mom backin’ that ass up on 5 year old black kid
  • 1:55 2 Black kids tag teaming Mexican girl
  • 2:02 Black girl with back against wall and legs wrapped around black kids waist
  • 2:35 Three girls bent over with hands on the wall and one leg in the air grinding on boys cocks

There is just too much more shit to list. I want to know:

  1. Where in the FUCK were these parties when I was this age.
  2. If I saw any kid of any age even thinking about doing that to my daughter I would fucking destroy the kid. Like physically throw him up against the wall and destroy him.
  3. How is this OK for the parents watching.


Burnt Toast 12-7-09

by RabidCareBear on December 7th, 2009

A different kind of Bible story.



There are advertising campaigns and then there are really f—king stupid advertising campaigns.  Pistachio’s most recent campaign falls into the latter category.

Call me crazy, but when I think of pistachios one of the last things that comes to my mind is sex.  Lucky for me, some nut job advertising executives are out to change that.

Pistachiofinal

No matter how you twist it, Pistachios aren't sexy.

If you have been lucky enough not to see them, then you have missed some of the most bizarre and ridiculous advertisements to date.  In an effort to overcome their declining sales from last April’s nationwide pistachio recall, the pistachio industry is fueling a fifteen million dollar ad campaign to rebrand their nuts as trendy and cool.  How else do you make green nuts trendy and cool, other than marketing them with sex?

The campaign is more or less just a series of television commercials with borderline famous celebrities doing something lame followed by a sexually ambiguous tagline.  The commercial that’s drawing the most attention stars America’s second favorite Alaskan: Levi Johnston.

Nothing about the commercial is subtle.  In the commercial, Levi sports a lime green shirt that has an outline of the state of Alaska, It seems as if the ad execs did this to remind us all who the hell Levi Johnston is.  If you are ignorant enough not to know who this f–ck nut is, then consider yourself blessed.  Levi came out of nowhere in the fall of 2008, as the dude that impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter.  And if you are ignorant enough not to know who Sarah Palin is, then God bless your little heart.

Scope out the Levi Johnston Pistachio Ad after the jump:

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Burnt Toast 9-19-09

by RabidCareBear on September 19th, 2009

I always knew that slut Princess couldn’t be trusted!



Hate on This: Vampires F*cking

by PizzaBagel on September 10th, 2009

“Have you ever seen vampires f*ck?”

I asked this question to a friend the other night while we were drinking at a bar.  This is the kind of banter you can expect in my friend circle after a couple of drinks.  Just replace “vampires” with anything else out of the ordinary, and voila: our typical conversation

But on this particular night, I was shattered when I realized the harsh reality.  These days, everybody has seen vampires f*ck.

Everybody…but me.

Vampire Sex

It's all the rage

You see, over the last few years, vampire f*cking has become a staple of the entertainment industry.  If you’ve been to the movies, watched cable TV, or walked around your local Hot Topic in recent months, the trend is apparent.  People – and more specifically, teenage girls – love watching vampires get it on.

It’s a modern phenomenon, really.  Vampires are f*cking all over the place.  Twilight, Underworld, True Blood…there’s hot vampire action at every turn.  At this rate, vampires will be given the right to marry before homosexuals.

So clearly, a large percentage of the population has, in fact, seen vampires f*cking.  Normally I’d be thrilled at such a thing.  But really, all I feel is jealously.

I would absolutely love to watch me some vampire porn.  I really would.  Being the one who asked the question in the first place, my mind is obviously open to the concept.

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Daily Dollar: 8/10/09

by General Nuggz on August 10th, 2009
The Hotness

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