"You'd be grumpy too if you were surrounded by six idiots and a gold-digging b*tch all day!"

In an Australian psychology study, it was determined that being in a bad mood is actually good for you.  It was proven that people who were considerably miserable were better thinkers.  This is wonderful news for someone like myself that has been told by others that I need to smile more.  The report also showed that grumpy people are less likely to be gullible and better at decision making.  I have never found myself to be a miserable person, but I can be quite grumpy. But I have always had a knack for ordering quickly at a restaurant and not being one to follow the herd on any particular idea.

Happy people… how are you doing out there?  How are you with your slow decisions and wasteful thinking?  Just like I thought.  See, it pays to be grumpy.  Even Grumpy from the seven dwarfs knows what I’m talking about.  The other dwarfs were all about getting a nice white girl in the place and working with them. Grumpy always knew that bitch was up to no good.

You ever notice how happy people always want to spread their disease on you as well?  God that’s annoying.  They say, why aren’t you smiling?  I didn’t know that was required of a human being… to smile non stop.  I think people who are consistently happy are in the largest case of denial on the planet.  They say life is too short to be miserable, I say it’s too long to be happy all the time.

It is impossible to consistently be in a good mood. And seriously, how the F can you be happy when the entire world is going to shit. There is constant war in the Middle East, the health care reform will never work, the upper one percent will always have their boot on our collective throat, and you expect me to be F’in smiling on Monday morning after the Giants had their asses handed to them. F U!

(For the record, huge smile on my face as I wrote this, A$$holes!)

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