I’m sorry… but I just have to hate on the hypocrisy of the stupid fucking Americans that think the world revolves around them. First off, this dumb twat Sarah Palin.

I hopey this cunt gets hit by a car as she changey her tire.

I would like to take her head and smash it into the cement about 93809380398392 times because she makes my skin crawl and doesn’t have a single ounce of sense in her entire red/white/wannabe blue ass.

It’s almost as if the stupidity of Bush sweltered out of the morons south of the Mason-Dixon line and exploded up the ass of this clueless winking money-hungry whore. Hey Sarah Palin- you and your daughter are trash and you’re nothing but a wannabe celebrity cunt that is laughing all the way to the bank on the ignorance of this country.

But alas, there is an entire other side of this country here in the good ol’ USA and we’re not all so stupid.  Make NO mistake- WE SEE YOU.

Well, now that I have said how I feel…

Moving on to dumber and dumber things… which of the below photos makes a stronger and more valid point?

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"Let's go huntin' for some poon, gentleman!"

America’s favorite baby daddy, named after a jean company, is back in the media spotlight. Shortly after Sarah Palin announced her potential reality show named Alaska, Levi Johnston has come out with a concept of his own, known as Frontier.

The show is being described as “Entourage on ice” and he is showing up to meetings with networks, in a party bus. He has already started to proclaim that his show will be better than Palin’s and I actually already disagree.

Let me begin by saying, how the hell will “Entourage on ice” be a good concept? The first thing I thought of was Vinny and Drama talking about girls while doing triple salchows. Part of the fun of Entourage is how Vinny and the guys are in the posh LA scene, just living it up and having a blast, while being famous.

Another question I have is- what is the advantage of being tabloid famous in Alaska? What are the perks? Do you get to ride the Zamboni machine for free? I would assume that the nightclub scene… wait a minute… does Alaska even have a nightclub scene?

2007 Mother Of The Year

Also- he is the father of a newborn baby. What the hell is he doing running around trying to get his reality show off the ground? You didn’t see other responsible parents like Octomom, Kate Gosselin and Anna Nicole do reality shows when they should have been taking care of their children, did you? No, because those ladies have class. Well, not Anna Nicole, she was trash who I would have prescribed more pills to if I could have.

You would think that while mom is trying to attend college, Levi would at least be around to take care of the child. Nope, he is too busy hanging with his boys, romping around in the woods, trying to find a stable place to cook up some meth, which is more of a reason to watch his show.

We already have enough idiots taking up the TV airwaves. Do we need one more? Well, at least if there is a chance of a sudden explosion or the chance that he might get mauled by a polar bear… I actually just might tune in.

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