Oh no, the tit feeding squad is on high alert.

The International Breastfeeding Symbol

Management at an Orlando area Chick-Fil-A is under the gun after asking an area woman to cover up while breast feeding her six month year old child.  Although the woman kindly obliged, she returned home to do what any other bitchy woman would do.  She complained to her friends.

Armed with bitterness and some of her closest friends, the group of women staged a ‘nurse-in’ at the Chick-Fil-A to protest the management’s decision and to illustrate that the practice of tit-feeding is protected under the law.  The Chic-Fil-A manager apologized for the incident and also announced that the restaurant will proudly display the international breastfeeding symbol in their establishment.

That’s right the international breastfeeding symbol.  The pinnacle of political correctness.

The International Dickfeeding Symbol

It seems a little beyond outrageous to expect businesses to place a tit-feeding logo on their door to entice mothers with suckling babies. As a matter of fact, I hope this logo deters a majority of the population from attending these establishments.  The last thing someone wants to experience when they go out for a nice steak would be the lovely sound of a baby ears deep in some boobage.

In protest of this political correctness,  I’m demanding that businesses everywhere place the International Dickfeeding symbol on their door as subtle middle-finger to the political correctness plaguing this great nation.

Alright, I’ll concede that the International Dickfeeding logo will probably not catch on, but there is atleast one thing that Chic-Fil-A can take away from this experience.  And it is something that every man across the globe already knows.  There is only one thing worse than a very pissed off woman.  And that’s a group of very pissed off women.

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