Robert Pattinson wants to flush his fucking career down the toilet?

Popularity: 1% [?]

I know that the MTV Movie Awards aren’t exactly the Oscars… even the Razzies have more street cred than this shitshow but what gives? The rabid Twilight fans helped New Moon sweep an award show that included a segment where  J-Lo dances with a make-up enhanced, overweight, bald Tom Cruise and I couldn’t tell who was who.

"Damn, Kristen... and I thought werewolves smelled like shit."

As much as I loved the books, I really think that these Twilight movies are nothing but massive piles of shit and New Moon reached a level of awfulness that I didn’t think was achievable. What the hell are you “tweens” thinking when voting for Best Female Performance? This Kristen Stewart bitch does not know how to act. Not just as an actress. She can not even “act” like a functional human being.

Prime example: her acceptance speech for “Best Kiss” at the MTV Movie Awards:

First off, the twat nearly falls on her face simply standing up from her seat. She has a hard time with basic motor skills and then the mouth opens and nothing but gold flies out! What is up with her God-awful awkwardness and her blatant panic attack that she’s about to have on stage? She says, “it takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing.” Honey, there are not enough smoke or mirrors in the world to make your acting look good so who gives a shit about kissing?

Seriously, someone give Tay-Tay and the pale glittery kid some Oscars quick. I didn’t realize pretending to care about this rapidly blinking hot mess for 2 1/2 hours commanded so much technique. Now, I do.

Popularity: 1% [?]