Just imagine how gay The Rock would sound saying, "Dead or alive... you are coming with me."

I read today they want to reboot the Vacation series. They are rebooting Robocop. They want to reboot Jaws with Tracy Morgan. Reboot Superman? The most ridiculous one I heard today is a reboot of Saw!

Dear Hollywood, please please please… with sugar on top- attempt a screenplay that is new and original. Who knows, maybe people will see it, and maybe it won’t have to be in 3D either!

I blame all of this on Batman because Christopher Nolan was able to make a new Batman movie that not only seemed fresh and non comical, but it, in turn… wound up making a ton of money. Now Hollywood wants to take all of their older hits and reboot them with more talented filmmakers.

God forbid that these filmmakers are just allowed to make whatever they already have cooking up, but NOOOOOO, we need to see a new Robocop from the man who gave us Requiem for a Dream. Also in the works is a new Predator movie from the guy who made District 9. If I were a betting man, there must be a Gone with the Wind reboot/reimagination with Jay-Z and Beyonce in the works.

Why not reboot things that really need a reboot? I can’t think of any but I’m sure someone out there wants a reboot of Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things, or how about rebooting Silent Night, Deadly Night- that’s the one where Santa Claus is a serial killer. How about remakes of specific sequels of movies, you know- how we all liked the first one but the sequels sucked… 

Matrix parts 2 and 3 I’m looking at you.

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