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Coming soon to a television near you- "Whores"

Celebrity news is all abuzz with the shocker that a new celebrity reality show is in the works and it will be hosted by none other than Skkkankalicious Michelle McGee and Tiger’s fourth alleged mistress Jamie Jungers.  I wonder if Ma and Pa Jungers are proud of their little go-getter.

Now, when I first heard this rumor I thought to myself what could the show possibly be called? Skanks on Ice? Hoes Digg’in Dirt? Fill in the Hole? Cocktail Waitress Nazis? Could always keep it simple and just call it Whores.

The new show that is currently being shopped around Los Angeles is actually called Celebrity Cheaters by the original creator of Cheaters, Bobby Goldstein. According to Goldstein’s pitch, “Celebrity Cheaters” will try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down… one of the first [Cheaters] cases that I ever had to turn down involved Ike Turner.” Is this guy nuts? Didn’t he see What’s Love Got to Do with It? I would stay the hell away from Ike or else I’d be getting the belt.

Trying to express his rationale behind a celebrity version Goldstein goes on to explain:

“Then, a few weeks ago, a colleague of mine in TV thought this [could offer] some utility for the young women who’ve found themselves cast aside by these gentlemen they’ve had these affairs with. I thought, let’s turn them into converts who are willing to preach the gospel, and have them restore their integrity.”

Ironically, McGee once applied to be on “Cheaters” to try to trap an ex. She was denied. Hopefully, Bombshell and Jungers don’t have crazy success with the show and can go back to doing what they do best- sucking dick. You know… nothing special.

She's one KKKlassy broad!

I know that I have already hated and hated hard on the trashtastic home-wrecker Michelle McGee but this bitch just begs for people to slam on her and I don’t mean to be slammed by half the state of California in the bedroom like the whore that she is.

Not only has McGee completely destroyed the life of our beloved Sandra Bullock (even though All About Steve didn’t help) but she’s bragging about it and openly mocking it.

It was classy enough that McGee banked an impressive $30,000 for selling out Jesse James to gossip magazine In Touch but she’s also recently dabbled in making a video that doesn’t involve the whore just taking her clothes off for money. At least Tiger Woods’ ladies have a little class.

The contents of the video you ask? It’s Michelle playing herself, a Jesse James lookalike, and one of her girlfriends portraying Bullock in a spoof making fun of both Sandra and Jesse. “Michelle is so enamored with her own fame,” a source says. “She just thought the video was funny.” Who knows, it probably was still funnier than All About Steve.

"It's called class, bitch!"

I’ll tell you what IS funny, McGee. It’s funny that you’re in the middle of a child custody battle yourself… just like James. Only, in your shocking public court papers your ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, not only claims that you’re a die hard white supremacist but that you also are heavily into stripping, pills, alcohol, and pornography. Funny enough, I’m into the same crap myself… but at least I’m not a whore!

In fact your ex says that you have brought your X-rated “performances” into the home that you share with your 5-year-old son Avery.

“There have been pornographic shoots there and live WEB cam pornographic broadcasts from her home.” “I need protection for my son,” Modica says in the documents.

Protection? I actually hope Jesse James was at least double baggin’ it when he shook her fucking hand! Hmm, I wonder if the Bullock impersonator at least gave a better performance than Sandra did in Speed 2?

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