She's one KKKlassy broad!

I know that I have already hated and hated hard on the trashtastic home-wrecker Michelle McGee but this bitch just begs for people to slam on her and I don’t mean to be slammed by half the state of California in the bedroom like the whore that she is.

Not only has McGee completely destroyed the life of our beloved Sandra Bullock (even though All About Steve didn’t help) but she’s bragging about it and openly mocking it.

It was classy enough that McGee banked an impressive $30,000 for selling out Jesse James to gossip magazine In Touch but she’s also recently dabbled in making a video that doesn’t involve the whore just taking her clothes off for money. At least Tiger Woods’ ladies have a little class.

The contents of the video you ask? It’s Michelle playing herself, a Jesse James lookalike, and one of her girlfriends portraying Bullock in a spoof making fun of both Sandra and Jesse. “Michelle is so enamored with her own fame,” a source says. “She just thought the video was funny.” Who knows, it probably was still funnier than All About Steve.

"It's called class, bitch!"

I’ll tell you what IS funny, McGee. It’s funny that you’re in the middle of a child custody battle yourself… just like James. Only, in your shocking public court papers your ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, not only claims that you’re a die hard white supremacist but that you also are heavily into stripping, pills, alcohol, and pornography. Funny enough, I’m into the same crap myself… but at least I’m not a whore!

In fact your ex says that you have brought your X-rated “performances” into the home that you share with your 5-year-old son Avery.

“There have been pornographic shoots there and live WEB cam pornographic broadcasts from her home.” “I need protection for my son,” Modica says in the documents.

Protection? I actually hope Jesse James was at least double baggin’ it when he shook her fucking hand! Hmm, I wonder if the Bullock impersonator at least gave a better performance than Sandra did in Speed 2?

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"I'm a douchebag."

On Monday, Sandra Bullock was probably still just working on coming down from her post-Oscar-award-winning high… only to have her entire life screwed when she got a call from her publicist. She called to alert Sandra that In Touch would be exposing some very interesting information about her husband, Jesse James, and slut bitch nazi whore, Michelle McGee.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” claims a source. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

It only took America’s sweetheart Bullock long enough to pack up some of her things and she was out of there. McGee, on the other hand, has spared Bullock no pain and has just released some very juicy private SEXting messages between herself and James.

"Oh, Jesse... I can't wait to meet your parents!"

Does anybody have a clue as to how Jesse James met this classy little piece of tattooed trash? That’s right folks! He met her on Myspace. Lindsay Sinai, who is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s former roommate, is dishing out plenty of disgusting details about James’ affair with his Nazi lover McGee.

“Their relationship was more like a friendship. Nothing was ever said about a future. Once she did realize [Bullock and James] were together, there was a lot of regret there. [McGee] friend-requested Jesse James [on MySpace] and he started writing her out of the blue. [Michelle] was like, ‘Oh my God, Jesse James is writing me. Oh my God, Jesse James is calling me.’ He said he wanted to hang out with her. She ended up driving up to the garage.”

Well, thankfully the Karma police were keeping tabs on James and gave him at least a little bit of his own medicine because his dog Cinnabun went missing all over again after just recently being returned from a month long runaway stint.

We’re not going to lie here James. We were REALLY hoping that either Bullock or McGee had gone all Fatal Attraction on your dumb ass and you were going to come home to find your precious little mutt boiling in a big ol’ pot on the kitchen stove.

Ah, well no such luck… yet. Better luck next time!

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