Everyone’s favorite dog fighting NFL QB is eligible to play for the Philadelphia Eagles this week.

There is SO much intensity on both sides of this. Should he be able to play? Should he just rot in hell? Has he done his time? I’m sure everyone knows the story, but for those who don’t, the back story is: M. Vick started/ran an illegal dog fighting ring and kept over 70 pitbulls that fought in the ring at his house. When authorities searched his house, they found evidence of high stakes gambling, brutal dog executions (which included hanging, drowning, electrocuting and shooting dogs), and many of the dogs found alive were really f*cked up. I’m not going to provide pics here because it is f*cking gross, but if you want to see them, click here.

No my friend, Fuck You.

Now this is bad enough, but Vick lied about everything to the press for months and months saying it was his family and friends and continued to lie about it. He lied to and didn’t cooperate with the authorities which only helped him get a stiffer sentence that the others in the dog fighting ring.

We could go on for days with how awesome Vick is, but we shall leave that to you. This is a hate off folks. Same old rules apply.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best Hate and best Nut Hug received by Wednesday 9/28/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees or or a Michael Vick Tshirt.

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And you thought Bret Favre coming out of retirement for the umpteenth time was weird—which it is.

Thanks to the NFL Store, you can actually buy a Michael Vick dog jersey for your dog.  Yes, Michael Vick, the quarterback who went to jail for nearly two years for running a murderous dog fighting club!

Really?

If a dog could talk and saw he was wearing this shirt, ya think he’d say, “Hey, owner.  Whatcha put on me is giving me nightmares, man.  Like you do to me when I crap, I feel like sticking your face in this shirt’s receipt and saying, ‘Did you do that?  Did you have to buy me that??!!  Or, are you just jealous because I can lick my balls and you can’t?”

What’s next, NFL Store?   “Michael Vick’s Doggie Mitties,” which are guaranteed to not only to keep out the cold, but keep out the pain of a taser?

Are they going to sell Michael Vick dog leashes—which are as short as the one that Mr. Vick’s probation officer gave him?

Wake up NFL!  You selling Michael Vick doggie duds is like Read more »

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Michael Vick is back ladies and gentleman. The team that took him? The Philadelphia Eagles. I personally believe it’s a match made in heaven. A city that contains some of the worst people I have ever met now has a quarterback that they can be proud of. Eagle fans are legendary.

Please.... heeeeeelp...... me!!!!

If you have ever been to their games I have no doubt that you have noticed the Philly Nitrous Mafia. These are people that tailgate not only at Eagle games, but also, for any event in that area. These people pull up in vans, open their trunks, put nitrous oxide in balloons, sell them for $5 bucks a pop and people huff off them and get high in the parking lot.

What these idiots either don’t know or don’t care about is the fact that nitrious oxide actually is extremely dangerous. It cuts off oxygen to your brain, makes your lips turn blue, and it’s as close to the sensation of smoking crack that I have ever felt. Yes, I’m an ass and I tried it once just to see what all the hype was about.

These fans are also famous for throwing snowballs at Santa Claus and the city itself has one of the lowest high school graduate levels in the entire country. It really does sound like this is the perfect place for a classy guy that electrocuted dogs for kicks and ran an illegal underground dog fighting ring.

Don't forget to bring a towel

Also, their head coach, Andy Reid, some don’t remember this, but his son was running an entire cocaine and marijuana operation in his very own home. So Vick really is going to be in a place that will not only accept him with open arms but might even be able to throw him some extra work on the side if Donavan McNabb is able to keep his job this season.

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