The man hasn’t even been in the grave for a solid year yet… but he must be rolling over the Elephant Man’s bones by now.
A Michael Jackson video game is in development where players will sing their favorite songs and also dance his signature moves. It’s called Molested Child Junkie Hero. Let’s just say I’ve always been looking for a reason to grab my crotch in the living room and not have to hear any shit about it.
I really hope the game forces me to have a fake relationship with a has-been celebrity like Corey Feldman. And how fun would it be to dangle a helpless baby using my Wii balance board?
The game will cover his entire career so we can revisit the days of the Jackson 5. With all the capabilities of the Wii motion control, trying to dodge the beatings from Joe Jackson should feel surreal. Hell, with 3D soon to come to all video game platforms there should just be a Joe Jackson Punch-Out.
Does the game come with a never-ending prescription pad with his doctor’s signature on each one? Will the game also incorporate the Dance Dance Revolution pad? When the dancing ends does blanket snuggling begin?
I’m just worried that kids are going to start copying what they see in the video game and a skin bleaching problem will sweep across the nation and everyone will start owning their own chimp.