Any asshat that starts off his “news report” by saying that a gay-friendly McDonald’s commercial is “apparently” playing in France, when it OBVIOUSLY IS playing in France… needs to roll over on top of his backwards bred cousin from West Virginia and stick it in her hole and shut the fuck up.

If it wasn’t playing in France and annoying your little conservative ass then it OBVIOUSLY would NOT be featured on your shitty ass show on FOX.

I’m not even going to go on any further until you watch the video full of douchebaggery below:

First off, my question is… what the hell is gay-centric marketing? Where O’Reilly’s first question is… “Does that make you want to buy a Big Mac?” After which, he calls in his “professional” to put things into perspective who comments, “I’m always hungry for McDonald’s.” Really, always hungry for McDonald’s? Uhm. Need I say more? Who’s really doing the marketing here, O’Reilly? Your dumb white trash ass… or McDonald’s?

I also love how he says, with such distaste, “If gays are 10% of the population… that’s what the estimate is” as if he’s going to turn queer just by speaking those words. Obviously, as stated by your “professional” guest- France believes that there is ZERO shame in being homosexual and they accept anyone and everyone to “come as you are.”

Listen, Bill. I would sit here and try to change your little fledgling brain’s neanderthal way of thinking but there really is no point. Especially, when you equate being gay to Al Qaeda. But what I do have to say is… you might really have something to bitch about if the ad featured a slogan that says “CUM as you are.”

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"Stay away from my McRib motherfuckers!!!!"

I really can’t make my mind up on this story, but there is definitely something about this that irks the shit out of me. It seems, in Afghanistan, they have let some American food companies on military bases to allow the troops to have some reminders of life back at home. The reminders being shitty fast food and TGIFridays.

Well, one Major has decided that the troops need to be reminded that they are at war and not at a resort. He has decided to cut the companies from the sandbox.

I, for one, do not like fast food but I do understand its place for people as comfort food. I have been infamous for stopping at McDonald’s on the way home for a Big Mac because my girlfriend isn’t feeling too hot. That aside, I can see why the troops want to have a Whopper or a stuffed crust Pizza Hut slice once in a while.

Have it YOUR way... your heart attack, that is.

On the other hand, I am concerned that it’s not just once in a while. I assume the chow at the hall is not exactly Chef Boyardee, so I think it’s safe to assume that the troops might be going to Burger King a few times a week. Basically, my big fear is that the troops have enough problems over there… can trans fats not be one of them?

So now that the plug has been pulled on the King, the argument is why can’t the troops have a little comfort in their lives? I really don’t have the answer for that. I just wish the comfort in their lives would be in another form and not on the dollar menu.

Am I wrong on this? I don’t know why, it just irks me that Burger King and Pizza Hut were probably making a ton of money on the deal.

I doubt they had free chicken day, but who knows, maybe I’m wrong.

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And people think getting rid of their nagging spouse is hard… not for this guy!

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