"I wonder what Beck's picks are for the final four."

March Madness. Let me begin. I am not hating on the last few weeks of the tournament. This is more hatred for the beginning of the madness and how it engulfs the country for a few days prior to the beginning.

I’m sure, you have a bracket in your hand right now and are trying to figure out if you want Villanova or Duke to get into the Final Four. The “what I really can not stand” is how serious some people take this.

Every office has that guy who has WAY too many brackets working at once. He has theories on each one and will tell you about all of them. Look I don’t care. I don’t give a rat’s ass why you think I should give Memphis more respect than Kansas.

The opposite side of this is that co-worker who fills out the bracket, knows not a lick about college basketball (which is mostly who I am) and just goes by the seeds. This person will win sometimes… and that just pisses everyone off.

But lets agree on one thing about March Madness. The first round is pointless. There are schools that get their ticket to the dance and wind up playing Kansas in the first round and get their asses handed to them. It’s a waste of time and energy and the only positive is that games start at 10am and all the bars open for the business. The perfect excuse to be drunk by noon.

Good luck with your bracket! Shit, the President is going with Kansas as well.

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