Shit, there was an aisle with more of these... 5 rows east.

I’m pretty sure I can speak for most of us when I say filing taxes sucks. I know Joe Stack is with me on this one. I wish I never had to do them again. If I have to do them one more time, I might just crash a plane into the IRS building in Texas.

Wait, what? Someone just did that? Well I would have written some crazy note first and put it on the internet. What? He did that too? Well damn, I guess he got the big service center in Austin that processes millions of tax returns each year. Oh really? He missed the bigger service center and hit the smaller service center? Well, I clearly would have done it much better.

2/18/2010, do you not see the hidden meaning?  1+8 = 9.  2 + 1 + 8 = 11.  2010 – 9 = 2001.  It’s 9/11/2001 all over again!

But who doesn’t hate taxes? If you can honestly sit here and say you like filing taxes every spring… you are a twisted individual. Can you blame the guy for wanting to fly a plane into the IRS building? I can’t… but I certainly don’t condone the flying of a plane into a highly populated office… in the middle of the work week!  This is America, write a letter!

Everyone is trying to make money off of filing taxes now with all these online filing websites like Turbo Tax. They are the real criminals. Making money off of us doing something we don’t want to do, but have to do, and will get fined even more cash if we don’t do it- Turbo Tax I give you my middle finger and sweaty taint.

If you’re going to try and send a message to the IRS, let’s at least hit the right center next time… that was 5 miles to the east.

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