It is official.

Michelle Duggar’s snatch is a disaster area.

Batter Up!

The Duggar family have stolen the  headlines away from the Gosselins for atleast a couple days as they have announced that the 42 year old matriarch, Michelle, is pregnant with the family’s 19th child.  The Duggar’s, who are famous for having a bat-shit crazy amount of kids, star in the Discovery Channel’s 18 and Counting, which follows the crazy antics of the day to day life of a family with 18 damn kids.

Michelle and her husband Jim Bob (yes, Jim Bob) had an unfortunate miscarriage many years ago and have vowed to never use any preventative birth measures. That decision sent their life, and Michelle’s vagina, on an unusual journey.  An unusual journey that left her vagina as weathered as a cigar store indian and that involved her birthing over two baseball team’s worth of children.  Dwell on that for a second; enough human beings have exited that woman’s vagina that they could form two seperate baseball teams, of the regulation nine players a side. That is astounding.

It’s safe to believe that the next child to step out of her vagina is going to be dressed in an umpire’s uniform because someone’s got to call the game, right? While that is absurd, it is equally absurd to think that a 19th creature will leave that woman’s body.

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