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Coming soon to a television near you- "Whores"

Celebrity news is all abuzz with the shocker that a new celebrity reality show is in the works and it will be hosted by none other than Skkkankalicious Michelle McGee and Tiger’s fourth alleged mistress Jamie Jungers.  I wonder if Ma and Pa Jungers are proud of their little go-getter.

Now, when I first heard this rumor I thought to myself what could the show possibly be called? Skanks on Ice? Hoes Digg’in Dirt? Fill in the Hole? Cocktail Waitress Nazis? Could always keep it simple and just call it Whores.

The new show that is currently being shopped around Los Angeles is actually called Celebrity Cheaters by the original creator of Cheaters, Bobby Goldstein. According to Goldstein’s pitch, “Celebrity Cheaters” will try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down… one of the first [Cheaters] cases that I ever had to turn down involved Ike Turner.” Is this guy nuts? Didn’t he see What’s Love Got to Do with It? I would stay the hell away from Ike or else I’d be getting the belt.

Trying to express his rationale behind a celebrity version Goldstein goes on to explain:

“Then, a few weeks ago, a colleague of mine in TV thought this [could offer] some utility for the young women who’ve found themselves cast aside by these gentlemen they’ve had these affairs with. I thought, let’s turn them into converts who are willing to preach the gospel, and have them restore their integrity.”

Ironically, McGee once applied to be on “Cheaters” to try to trap an ex. She was denied. Hopefully, Bombshell and Jungers don’t have crazy success with the show and can go back to doing what they do best- sucking dick. You know… nothing special.

"Two in the pink and one in the stink!"

Oh, Jesse James can you be any more of a fucktard? First, you cheat on America’s sweetheart with what can only be described as a tattooed anorexic albino, then you follow that up with 12 volumes of the same fetish. This whole fiasco just keeps popping out more crazy shit about the Nazi loving scum of the earth.

Not that it is any surprise but Jesse James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes and NONE of them are with his wife Sandra Bullock. Seriously, everyone is giving Tiger crap for his ordeal, but at least his whores were not representing the slaughtering of millions of people.

Earlier yesterday Radar Online obtain an anonymous exclusive interview with a source that not only dimed out Jesse and his tapes but also gave a quite disturbing description of what the sex tapes consist of.

The source claims:

“Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia. It’s all really quite disturbing. What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute. It looked like the woman’s hands were bound. He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then. They could end up being made public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute. There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak and end up on the Internet.”

And I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before they do! I am also sure I will be the first to add them to my hard drive just so I can add in a funny soundtrack. My first idea was the music to The Blindside, but on second thought, I think just the fast wacky music from Benny Hill will have to do. Apparently, in one of the videos he is seen drinking a bottle of bourbon… please, oh please, don’t let it be Knob Creek. The shit is expensive as is, I don’t need it getting its status upgraded.

But if James is obsessed with Nazi fetish sex, as he clearly is, I really hope he finally makes the porno version of Shindler’s List and calls it Shindler’s Wrist. And hopefully, it will be a fisting movie.

She's one KKKlassy broad!

I know that I have already hated and hated hard on the trashtastic home-wrecker Michelle McGee but this bitch just begs for people to slam on her and I don’t mean to be slammed by half the state of California in the bedroom like the whore that she is.

Not only has McGee completely destroyed the life of our beloved Sandra Bullock (even though All About Steve didn’t help) but she’s bragging about it and openly mocking it.

It was classy enough that McGee banked an impressive $30,000 for selling out Jesse James to gossip magazine In Touch but she’s also recently dabbled in making a video that doesn’t involve the whore just taking her clothes off for money. At least Tiger Woods’ ladies have a little class.

The contents of the video you ask? It’s Michelle playing herself, a Jesse James lookalike, and one of her girlfriends portraying Bullock in a spoof making fun of both Sandra and Jesse. “Michelle is so enamored with her own fame,” a source says. “She just thought the video was funny.” Who knows, it probably was still funnier than All About Steve.

"It's called class, bitch!"

I’ll tell you what IS funny, McGee. It’s funny that you’re in the middle of a child custody battle yourself… just like James. Only, in your shocking public court papers your ex-husband, Ronald Shane Modica, not only claims that you’re a die hard white supremacist but that you also are heavily into stripping, pills, alcohol, and pornography. Funny enough, I’m into the same crap myself… but at least I’m not a whore!

In fact your ex says that you have brought your X-rated “performances” into the home that you share with your 5-year-old son Avery.

“There have been pornographic shoots there and live WEB cam pornographic broadcasts from her home.” “I need protection for my son,” Modica says in the documents.

Protection? I actually hope Jesse James was at least double baggin’ it when he shook her fucking hand! Hmm, I wonder if the Bullock impersonator at least gave a better performance than Sandra did in Speed 2?

Celeb Slander: Jesse James

by RabidCareBear on March 19th, 2010

"I'm a douchebag."

On Monday, Sandra Bullock was probably still just working on coming down from her post-Oscar-award-winning high… only to have her entire life screwed when she got a call from her publicist. She called to alert Sandra that In Touch would be exposing some very interesting information about her husband, Jesse James, and slut bitch nazi whore, Michelle McGee.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” claims a source. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

It only took America’s sweetheart Bullock long enough to pack up some of her things and she was out of there. McGee, on the other hand, has spared Bullock no pain and has just released some very juicy private SEXting messages between herself and James.

"Oh, Jesse... I can't wait to meet your parents!"

Does anybody have a clue as to how Jesse James met this classy little piece of tattooed trash? That’s right folks! He met her on Myspace. Lindsay Sinai, who is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s former roommate, is dishing out plenty of disgusting details about James’ affair with his Nazi lover McGee.

“Their relationship was more like a friendship. Nothing was ever said about a future. Once she did realize [Bullock and James] were together, there was a lot of regret there. [McGee] friend-requested Jesse James [on MySpace] and he started writing her out of the blue. [Michelle] was like, ‘Oh my God, Jesse James is writing me. Oh my God, Jesse James is calling me.’ He said he wanted to hang out with her. She ended up driving up to the garage.”

Well, thankfully the Karma police were keeping tabs on James and gave him at least a little bit of his own medicine because his dog Cinnabun went missing all over again after just recently being returned from a month long runaway stint.

We’re not going to lie here James. We were REALLY hoping that either Bullock or McGee had gone all Fatal Attraction on your dumb ass and you were going to come home to find your precious little mutt boiling in a big ol’ pot on the kitchen stove.

Ah, well no such luck… yet. Better luck next time!

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