"Two in the pink and one in the stink!"

Oh, Jesse James can you be any more of a fucktard? First, you cheat on America’s sweetheart with what can only be described as a tattooed anorexic albino, then you follow that up with 12 volumes of the same fetish. This whole fiasco just keeps popping out more crazy shit about the Nazi loving scum of the earth.

Not that it is any surprise but Jesse James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes and NONE of them are with his wife Sandra Bullock. Seriously, everyone is giving Tiger crap for his ordeal, but at least his whores were not representing the slaughtering of millions of people.

Earlier yesterday Radar Online obtain an anonymous exclusive interview with a source that not only dimed out Jesse and his tapes but also gave a quite disturbing description of what the sex tapes consist of.

The source claims:

“Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia. It’s all really quite disturbing. What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute. It looked like the woman’s hands were bound. He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then. They could end up being made public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute. There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak and end up on the Internet.”

And I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before they do! I am also sure I will be the first to add them to my hard drive just so I can add in a funny soundtrack. My first idea was the music to The Blindside, but on second thought, I think just the fast wacky music from Benny Hill will have to do. Apparently, in one of the videos he is seen drinking a bottle of bourbon… please, oh please, don’t let it be Knob Creek. The shit is expensive as is, I don’t need it getting its status upgraded.

But if James is obsessed with Nazi fetish sex, as he clearly is, I really hope he finally makes the porno version of Shindler’s List and calls it Shindler’s Wrist. And hopefully, it will be a fisting movie.

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