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The worst part of this picture of Shauna Sands is that it looks like she’s been bathing in a bathtub full of cheeto dust. Oh, no wait. That’s NOT actually the worst part. The worst part is that her lips are so stretched out that her trout pout looks like she just got done blowing an elephant.

What in the hell is this bitch thinking? Was it THAT bad being married to Lorenzo Lamas that you have to go and make yourself look like Prostitute Barbie? Jesus Shauna… with a face like this I can only imagine what your rode hard and put away wet pussy smells like.

Or is this just a still from her new Whoville movie? Maybe she’s replacing Janice the Muppet or auditioning for a transvestite oompa loompah. Whatever the case may be… someone PLEASE call Heidi Montag and tell her that she too will eventually look like she got caught in the back of an airplane engine fan if she keeps heading down the path that she is currently on.

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