With the Olympics in Vancouver coming up soon… it’s time to start watching activities on ice that none of us would ever consider actually doing. With the exception of curling… damn, I really would love to go curling sometime. It just says grab a case of beer and play a game. Isn’t that what life should be all about?

One of the events on ice that I really can’t stand… is figure skating. Yeah, sure it takes a lot of skill, and is something I will never ever be able to do- but it is just so freaking stupid.

An example of the sheer stupidity of the sport was never as perfectly demonstrated before as over last weekend, when a Russian pair did what they are referring to as a “tribute” to Australian Aborigines. Check out the video of their “tribute” below:

The Aborigines are saying that the couple got everything wrong, and after one glace of the above video… I concur.

I really hope they don’t make it to the Olympics or they get eliminated from the medal competitions quite early. Look at their routine, it is simply retarded. Right Russia, because all Australians wear body paint that a 3-year-old put on them. And the music was not even Australian.

Hopefully, someone can do us a favor and pull a Nancy Kerrigan on someone’s kneecap before Vancouver.

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