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The worst part of this picture of Shauna Sands is that it looks like she’s been bathing in a bathtub full of cheeto dust. Oh, no wait. That’s NOT actually the worst part. The worst part is that her lips are so stretched out that her trout pout looks like she just got done blowing an elephant.
What in the hell is this bitch thinking? Was it THAT bad being married to Lorenzo Lamas that you have to go and make yourself look like Prostitute Barbie? Jesus Shauna… with a face like this I can only imagine what your rode hard and put away wet pussy smells like.
Or is this just a still from her new Whoville movie? Maybe she’s replacing Janice the Muppet or auditioning for a transvestite oompa loompah. Whatever the case may be… someone PLEASE call Heidi Montag and tell her that she too will eventually look like she got caught in the back of an airplane engine fan if she keeps heading down the path that she is currently on.
Damn caps lock was stuck again, sorry… Moving on…
Opps, she’s done it again! Well, not THAT crazy bitch but it seems we have a new actress who can’t really act turned singer popping up (where the hell do they come from)! Yes, I’m talking about the one, the only, Heidi Montag..
I dare you to watch this video of her preforming her new single “Body Language” on the Miss Universe pageant without turning it off… I could only make it through the first 45 seconds but when I restarted the video it wasn’t so bad…. When I turned the volume down.