Two in the stinker.
I think I am getting too old for this shit and honestly this world sucks. This point has never been so clear until this very moment. From the moment I first listened to the sounds of Justin Bieber, I have to agree with Harry Potter… who like myself, was confused as to the gender of Bieber. I know the kid’s balls haven’t dropped yet but I highly doubt they even exist in the first place.
I will never understand why girls find The Jonas Brothers and Bieber irresistible. They want nothing to do with you. Not because you are a complete nobody from Iowa but mostly because you are a girl.
This douche was discovered on YouTube and unlike the Chocolate Rain retard he actually got a decent record contract. Now this ass pirate is more famous than countless other extremely talented musicians that will never be discovered.
I believe the real story is some kiddie porn addicted record executive was out there trolling around on YouTube looking for something clean to jack it to and stumbled across pretty boy over here… ruined his keyboard and the rest is history.
He’s another flash in the pan- a Corey Haim for the 2010 crowd that will, no doubt, be dead in a few years. Mark my words kids- Bieber will gain weight, start drinking too much and be a complete wreck with just enough time to put a shotgun barrel in his mouth.
I just hope he does it during the Kids Choice Awards. OMG!
This weekend marks the opening of the Harry Potter section at Islands of Adventure and all the dweebs running off to Hogwarts are in a frenzy!
Hopefully, Potter can save the day when a category 5 hurricane slathers this shithole with BP oil.
I have not read any of these shitty books but I have seen these shitty movies and I can only assume that this will be a shitty park. Hey, I don’t care if you fairies want to ride around on brooms and wear hats that tell you what gang you belong to. Come to my hood and the Latin Kings will show Slytherin what’s up.
The park has butterbeer and disgusting flavors of jellybeans that include earwax and vomit. The only time anyone should eat earwax and vomit is when they are down on their luck and doing snuff porno flicks. Which is where Hermione will be heading after the Deathly Hollows ends its run.
Want to look like a total idiot in the 100 degree heat? Well you can purchase a wizard robe for 100 bucks and an “official” wand for 30. Just think for the low, low price of 130 dollars PLUS your admission price you can walk around in the sweltering Florida heat looking like a total douchebag.
There are redesigned roller coasters and water rides which I’m sure will have a longer wait than the Gulf cleanup effort. Hopefully, those redheaded twins who are clearly drug dealers… will come around with something that will make this experience somewhat enjoyable.
Yes, I will be seeing all this crap next weekend, so hopefully I will save the 300 dollars for my very own Firebolt before then. What will I do with it you ask? Find the CEO of BP and shove it up his English ass of course… now pass me another butterbeer.