Sound the alarms, because the haters are out in full force.  And this time Jon Gosselin, of Jon and Kate plus eight fame, is the lucky target.

This just in: Jon Gosselin grew a pair

If you have somehow managed to not breathe in the past six months, then you were lucky enough to miss the media’s annihilation of Jon Gosselin.  The sweater vest wearing clean cut dad traded in his argyle for Ed Hardy and swapped his squeaky clean, emasculated image for a much more douchier likeness.  And we’re happy to see it.

Jon’s transformation has been a secret victory for men nationwide.  For far too long, we’ve all had to bear witness to the verbal harassment levied on Jon from his bitch of a wife, Kate.  To put it softly, Kate Gosselin is a succubus.  She bosses Jon around, berates him in front of their eight children, and sucked the masculinity out of him.  For the first few season of their television show it seemed as if Jon could handle the abuse and smile through it.  But in the most recent seasons you can clearly see the cumulative effect the constant nagging, snapping comments, being cut off mid sentence, and condescending remarks have had on the poor man.

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