I’m calling you out, Tommy Oliver.

Yes, Tommy.  I’m talking to you.  The Green Ranger.

Or was it the White Ranger?  Red Zeo Ranger?  Black Dino Ranger?  I’m sorry; you’ve changed your outfit so many times that I’ve forgotten which color you are.  But I do know one color that you have always been, and will always be.

Yella’.

From day one, you were such a bitch.  The Rangers were doing just fine before you came along.  And then you arrived, flute in hand, with your flowing locks and huge, unbeatable Dragonzord.  I knew, as sure as the other Rangers did, that you were going to Bogart the entire operation.

You did so, and swimmingly at that.

The Power Rangers

You were the hot new face at Angel Grove High.  The rebel.  And you made the collective student body, along with the viewers at home, yearn for your Dragon Dagger in a heartbeat.

I no longer saw any Red Ranger costumes that Halloween, nor did I see any Black Rangers.  I didn’t see any Blue Rangers either, but let’s face it.  Who wanted to be the Blue Ranger?

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