The polar bears are fine. Let's drill, baby, drill!!!

I’m getting sick of goin’ green. I’m sick of all these cars with their high fuel efficiency and I’m getting tired of these mother f’in polar bears. Damn hippies and scientists are trying to convince all of us that the planet is being destroyed by our thirst for power but what the planet does not understand is that it needs us, we do not need it.

Read the article- DECIDE FOR YOURSELF if you think it’s a scam or not.

Follow me here… The planet was here for like, 3000 years, and we have been here the entire time, you know- creationism. How come it’s just happening now? Before the Industrial Revolution there are recorded moments of hurricanes and really hot and cold days as well. After the Industrial Revolution, the same weather has occurred.

This is not rocket science people, the planet is fine, the people are f’ed. Why should I even care about animals when the fact that keeping them alive is keeping us from getting cheaper oil? So a few polar bears die, so a few ice shelfs break off from thousand year old glaciers, what does any of this have to do with human beings?

Finally, lets all agree on one thing. These high tech cars with their awesome fuel mileage, are all freaking ugly and small.  Everyone knows that once the planet finishes this phase it goes through… all of the oil will replenish itself and all these ugly Toyota Prius will be obsolete. Al Gore can suck on my Hummer’s tailpipe and I don’t mean that in a gay way at all.

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