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It's called RedTube and YouPorn. Not Girls Gone Wild.

After 1AM, on certain cable stations, namely Comedy Central, it seems that all programming is brought to us by one advertiser- Girls Gone Wild. I remember the Girls Gone Wild tapes as a young man because as Ron White knowingly said, “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked.”

Now, please do not read into this blog deeper than need be. I am not hatin’ on boobs, because there is absolutely nothing wrong with tits, but I do think that Girls Gone Wild needs to go away.

First off, why the hell is the ad 5 minutes long? I know they want to “flash” their dvds to us as many times as possible, but seriously, it’s girls flashing their tits. Why is this ad so long? I just want South Park to come back on. It’s not like the ad show us everything anything! Everything is blurred and everything is a tease… to make us want to purchase the dvd!

Which brings me to my last point- who the hell still watches this shit? With the infinite amount of internet porn out there, which if you know where to look and go… is completely free, who the hell is still plunkin down $19.99 for drunk girls flashing their barely there boobs?

You know, the real move here is to just find out what bar they are going to film at, GO, and see all the boobs you want for free.

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