I have an Xbox and a Wii and I love them dearly. I grew up with Video games, like all of you, but lately I am finding myself more and more annoyed with them than anything else. Here are the top 5 things that are really bothering me with something that I do enjoy every once in a while.

$60.00 Video Games

Number Five: Video Game Prices. Why the hell are video games 60 bucks?  This has never been explained to me.  When we were kids the cartidge games were the same prices.  Now everything is on a disc.  Wouldn’t that make the products cheaper?  Now I’m sure there is someone that could explain this to me, but I want to know why this game is 20 bucks and this game is 60.  Cause the worst part is you wind up beating the game in a week or two and take it back to Game Stop to trade it in for like 10 bucks, which brings me to number 2.

Game Stop Employees

Number Four: GameStop Employees. I hate Game Stop.  They are everywhere and it’s the same douchbag in every store.  Some dweeb who really wants to change his legal name to his online name.  My name is John but you can call me DarthMaul227. You ask them a question and they roll their eyes like you are some moron.  “UMMM, NO SIR, this game does not require you to have an HDTV, it’s not like the companies NEED you to have one,” he says as he spits on me. I just immediately imagine knocking that c*cksucker out right there on the spot.

Online Gamers

Number Three: People who live online. Their entire life is summed up in their Call of Duty kill count.  They play for 17 hours a day.  They are all wastes of air.  The worst part is when you are a casual gamer and go online to try to have fun, and these losers curse you out and call you names while wearing that little radio headset. They are usually under the age of 15, racist, and tell you to suck him like you play Guitar Hero. Read more »

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