Happy Ending Massage (List Of The Day)

Olympic Medal Returns (The Onion)

Juggalo News (Funny Or Die)

How Not To Use Urinals (I Am Bored)

Rachel Bilson’s deleted sex scene. I think?

If you thought New Moon sucked a big asshole then check out this new vampire movie.

Creepy Ab Tricks (College Humor)

15 Year Old Whore (Funny Or Die)

Anger Management Fail (Fail Blog)

Bingo Drinking Game (Holy Taco)

Weather man freaks out over snowstorm!!

The BEST way to break up with someone…

Oh, Pee-Wee LOVES his IPad.

Are women really just as horny as men??

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Oh football… how we love thee.