The ONLY football fantasy real men should be having.

Have you ever heard anyone speak like this, “So in this league I’m starting Payton Manning and my defense will be the Ravens. Last week I did alright but I wanted to switch my receiver from Terrell Owens to someone else. I have 3 other leagues running as well- one with the people I work with, one on ESPN.com, and one league I’m playing in I’ve made up a fake identity to play as two different people.”

I don’t know about you but I can not stand this crap called “Fantasy Football.” Full grown men involved in speaking about fantasies involving other men. Does this strike anyone else as a little strange? How is this cool? How is this not gay? How is this allowed when the “Star Trek” and “Lord of the Rings” people get together at conventions and they are mocked by society?

But yet when former jocks talk about what “men they want to have” and “what men they would die to have”… it is perfectly acceptable. They want men so badly that they’ll get together and have a draft… a fantasy draft. How are girlfriends and wives in the world not the least bit concerned about this sh*t?

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