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Why can't I lose any weight?

Nothing is more attractive than seeing a 300 pound woman waiting on an elevator to go up one flight of stairs.  The best part is when they get on the elevator they begin saying things like: “I don’t understand why I can’t lose any weight” as they eat their fried chicken taking the lazy express up.

Unfortunately it seems like this is the norm in America.  We probably have more obese and overweight people in our country than there are starving people in other countries.

To fix this issue, I think all elevators should come with scales underneath their waiting area and if it registers at anything over 300 pounds, the elevator is rendered out of order automatically.

Just put down your fried chicken and walk your lazy fat ass up the stairs and save me the 10 minutes it took to write this.

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