Just like their vacuums this product SUCKS too.

I’m going to file this under things we never asked for and will never buy.  The Dyson Company, who for the record makes the best f’in vacuum in the world, released their long awaited bladeless fan.  What is it you ask?  A ten to twelve inch round ring like device that is supposedly the future of the fan.  Now, if it works, I guess that it’s cool and all, but, seriously who is this for?

To begin, the device is not called a fan, it is an Air Multiplier.  This is just ridiculous, it kind of reminds me of the old Fig Newton ads.  “It’s not a cookie, it’s a Fig Newton.” I still think it’s just a cookie.  Now, here is where I ask the big question, how the hell can someone possibly multiply air? It’s not like the device will sit in your room and the air will increase by 3x or 4x, that is just impossible.  The air really is being moved from inside the ring to the outside, so technically it should be known as a air mover, or what we already have a fancy term for, a f’in fan.

But a fan isn’t fancy enough, no, not enough at all.  This is such a product for yuppie scumbags.  “Oh darling, don’t you love our air multiplier, I can’t imagine our life back in the dark times of a fan again.”

All of this technology doesn’t come cheap.  $300 bucks.  I have a fan, it’s for the bedroom, and its about double the size of this multiplier crap and it was $29.95.  Now, anyone that is willing to drop $300 on a fan, most likely has central air, or even perhaps a good old room air conditioner.  People that would most likely need to have a fan, sorry, Air Multiplier, could not afford this one.  Did you notice in the video, no one’s hair is blowing around?  You would think for $300 dollars, you could at least get some power.

If I am going to spend $300 bucks on a fan, sorry, really trying here, Air Multiplier, I want to be able to recreate my favorite scenes from Twister.

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