Le Douche

Take this short little test to see what your DoucheBag name would be. I’m sure some of you already have one, but if you don’t and need something to call that sub-conscious inner douche, this should give you the answers you need.

Clever.

Douchebag Generator

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The amount of product here alone raised the price $5 a barrel.

Is global warming a myth? I dunno, but oil prices are through the roof right now and I don’t think it’s because of P.Diddy’s gas guzzin’ ride or the war but more because of these douche bag pricks.

Seriously how much hair gel do you really need to make sure you look like a douche? With all that greasy, oily shit in your hair you make it so easy to give off that tool bag vibe. If you wanted to look like you stuck your finger in a socket, grow some balls and just do it, hopefully then you’d learn your lesson or there’d be one less of you guys putting all that oil in your nappy ass hair and making me pay $2.90 at the pump. I’m sure you think it’s cool, or stylin’ but it’s not…

As if making sure your hair is sticking up on it’s end isn’t crazy enough, some of you go another step as to even put some random sports branded headband which puts you into an entirely new level of douche-baggery.

Anyways I’m sure you’ll never change your ways, and you’ll just keep doing  jager bombs with your “bro-hans” and “bro-ettes” but seriously you look like a dick.

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