I like sex with my waffles!!

Sometime in 2003, Louisville college basketball coach Rick Pitino decided he really needed to have sex in a restaurant after having a few too many drinks.  Later on that year he decided to drop $3,000 on an abortion.  Even more interesting than this is the woman in question decided that she wanted 10 million in hush money.  When he decided to charge her the crime of extortion she decided to scream rape, twice in fact.

According to her: he raped her at the restaurant that resulted in a pregnancy and then again a few weeks later at somewhere classier, probably at a Dennys.  I hear the Breakfast Dagwood Sandwich is valued at about 3,000 as well- yeah, 3,000 calories.

What I want to get at about this whole thing is the utter stupidity of all involved.  First of all, why are you having an affair at a restaurant.?? I mean, coffee and dessert is one thing for something sweet after the meal but full blown f***ing?  It’s not like he owned the place, he couldn’t like have the staff go home for the night.  It means that someone else saw the whole thing, probably a bus boy or the coat check girl.  Imagine having a threesome with a busser.  Every time you throw off some clothing, there he is to pick it right up for you.

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