Zombie Hooker X-mas (Adult Swim)

Worst Tattoo Of The Day (I am Bored)

The Decapitator (Buzz Feed)

Rejected Playboy Covers (Holy Taco)

Finally... something America is excelling in!!

Well, here is a study that I really didn’t find all that shocking. 90 percent of all money has traces of cocaine on it. Let me begin with my disappointment of only at 90 percent of our currency having traces of cocaine, I thought we were better than that! Come on, America!! I think if we really give it our all, we can get that number closer to 100 percent.

I mean, we do so poorly in every other aspects of our society- finding a country on a world map, education, job market, health care, car manufacturing, etc. I just would like to see us top the world in one thing- drug residue on our currency!!!

There were several questions I had for the study that were not answered. What bills have the most traces? I bet its $20’s! $20’s have a certain crispness that’s good to roll without being too flashy. Of course some kids want to whip out a nice Benjamin but those are the punks that get mugged when they leave the party. Also all ATM’s only really give out $20’s Very rare you see a machine that says you can get money in domination of $10.

Speaking of the ten, I bet that’s the one with the least amount of residue. Think about it. How many $10’s do you have in your wallet right now? I currently have a five, a single, and a twenty. Think about it. Who is even on the $10? I know the dollar is Washington, the five is Lincoln, the twenty is Jackson, the fifty is Grant, and the of course the hundred is all about the Benjamin Franklin. Read more »