Giving the term "2 and a half men" a COMPLETELY different meaning...

I love the movies Major League, Wall Street, and Hot Shots. One thing in common with these movie titles? Charlie Sheen.

Sheen has been in some truly awful films and thanks to his earlier success in his career he had to turn to drugs and alcohol to forget about being in Terminal Velocity, Major League 2, and The Chase. Sheen went to rehab, got out of rehab, married Denise Richards, divorced her, somehow started selling underwear with Michael Jordan and now has a hit show on CBS.

Back in December… Charlie was in rehab again after a Christmas altercation of hitting his current wife and threatening to kill her. I wonder how drunk/stoned you have to be to threaten to kill your wife on Christmas of all days?

Now we are finding out his current wife, Brooke Mueller, was just as silly as Sheen. The couple has now been reported as having three-ways with other women AND MEN as well as doing copious amounts of drugs in the meantime.

I always find it funny when they say “drugs”… like a blanket statement. It was weed and coke for crying out load. It’s not like he had heroin lying around, because you really can’t bang on heroin. In fact, you can’t do anything.

Sheen is an idiot. Hanes has dropped him from the advertisements, and it will only be a matter of time before CBS changes the title to “1 and a Half Men.” Most stars that fall from grace do not get a second chance. Robert Downey Jr…

Sheen has had his second chance and this is what he does with it? Good luck Chuck, enjoy whatever crappy show you score on the USA network… or hopefully, some awful zombie flick that needs a sherriff to be killed in the first 25 minutes.

Maybe they will make Men at Work 2! That way your new job being a garbage man will make the role seem more natural.

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