The epitome of class.

It’s the day after your tryptophan induced coma, and you have officially picked a solid half pound of white meat off the bird for breakfast. You sit down, turn on the tv and there is news coverage of what I consider to be the worst part of our country- Black Friday Sales.

That’s right boys and girls, if you are sitting down at this point, you have missed out on the BIGGEST sales opportunities of a  lifetime. Cause while you were sleeping, people were sleeping outside a Best Buy so they can finally have their copy of Speed 2 Cruise Control on DVD for $1.99 and a new DVD player for $5 bucks. I decided to skip this sh*t and avoided the stores altogether.

Last year, tragedy struck a Long Island New York Walmart, when a stampede occurred on Black Friday by sale hungry consumers rushing the door like rabid monkeys. What kind of a world do we live in when we will kill another individual because an I-phone is $50 dollars cheaper than usual?  I feel sorry for the workers of these stores too, having to come into work at ungodly hours to deal with this dreck of society looking for bargains of a lifetime.

They call it Black Friday to signify the start of the Christmas shopping season and the starting point where retail stores go from being in the red (negative profit) to being in the black (profit). I don’t get it. The only thing I do know is I really hope that Barnes and Noble will have some crazy sale on Goin’ Rogue… that way I can finally get my copy.

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