Oh, Al. As if your divorce and Global Warming weren’t a big enough clusterfuck… you sure seem to be trying desperately to ruin your political career.

Don't you think he would have preyed on a bitch without jowls?

Now, little filthy whore Molly R Hagerty is selling her soul to the devil telling The National Enquirer that she’s collected enough evidence to prove to Portland police that they should reopen the case against AL Gore as to whether or not she was a whore or if good ol’ Al stepped over some boundaries.

Hagerty must have taken some notes from Monica Lewinsky because she’s claiming to have evidence against Gore consisting of DNA, video (HOT), and a key witness. Orgy Maybe? Threesome caught on video?

Threesome with Monica Lewinsky??

“He’s not what people think he is, Hagerty states. “He’s a sick man!” Uhm, no fucking duh Molly… he’s a fucking politician. Did you actually really ever think he was a stand-up kind of guy? You know, like that Bill Clinton was. Oh, that’s right! Decent politicians DON’T exist you dumb bitch! So go sell your piece of crap story to people that give a shit. Like TMZ.

A TMZ reporter stated:

“Molly Hagerty recently went public with her accusations in the National Enquirer – Claiming Gore sexually abused her in his hotel room.”

Bitch, stop trying to make yourself look like the victim. I’m not doubting that Gore gave you the deep dickin but you know you gobbled down that Gore dick like a dehydrated eskimo sucks on an iceberg. Suck it up, Buttercup. Admit you’re a whore, and stop trying to pretend like you didn’t ask to have him balls deep in your tainted pussy.

And as for Al… I’m disappointed in you. You could at least have fucked someone that doesn’t resemble Aileen Wuornos… after the execution.

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