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At this very moment I can’t stop from shaking my head because this is so ridiculously cliché.  Does this sound familiar:

The porn star who thinks she can sing teams up with the country white boy who, because he once wore a pair of FUBU jorts, feels qualified to rap.  All the while their ignorant friends encourage them in their artistic endeavors.

These things never work out.

I’ll back up.  A friend of mine does marketing for some Adult websites, and he will forward me a promo email from time to time.  Just the other day he shows me an email from porn starlet, Melissa Midwest.  And it is priceless.

And we thought Jay-Z and Beyonce were a power couple

I just wanted to update everyone on what I have been doing! I have been working on my music career traveling back and forth to LA! It’s been a very exciting time for me and I have been lucky enough to work with FieldHouse, an up and coming major rap star that will be starting to film his own reality show very soon. I have my first single with him called GET AWAY and it should hit the radio in the matter of a few weeks I hope. His debut album PRESSURE is sure to be a big hit! I was just in his first music video the song is called Bully and below is the link to check it out it’s very funny to say the least. There is also a small clip of our song together we will shoot that full music video in a couple weeks. Make sure to stop by my site and see some of the making of the video pics and video it was really fun.

I am telling you this because there will hopefully be some excellent, fresh, unique ways to promote my site – how many other solo girls are actively working on a music career or have music videos than can be used for promotion? We also plan on rolling out some interesting promo contests to help get even more money in your pocket!! Let us know if you need anything! Melissa

This new pursuit is just another in a long line of brilliant decisions.  Some of you may remember Melissa as the broad that made headlines for taking nude pictures in public at the Marz Intergalactic Shrimp & Martini bar in Lincoln, Nebraska.  (We shit you not, an intergalactic shrimp and martini bar.)

But her current pursuit towards singing might just take the cake.   Read more »

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