Tastes just like chicken

New Haven, CT police, using cadaver sniffing dogs, quickly realized that Yale student Annie Le had died.   Officials explained, “Since Annie Le is Korean, the sound of our dogs sniffing would have immediately made her sniff, salivate and say, ‘When’s dinner ready?’ When we didn’t hear her, we knew she was deader than the doornail she was stuffed behind.”

"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"

At the time of his death, Patrick Swayze was working on a film called “Dirty Directing.”  Patrick played a funeral director who, upon seeing where a family placed their dead daughter’s casket, exclaims “No one puts a body in the corner!”

"Thank GOD we used protection, honey!"

Ray Clark, the lab technician jailed for murdering a Yale student has received his first fan letter in jail—from Kate Gosselin.  Kate gushed, “I’m writing because I heard your job at Yale was to dispose of litters of useless lab mice and, you have experience in killing Asians.  Well, I have an ex-gook husband and a useless litter of eight I want you to dispose of…PRONTO!”

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