Ignoramus pop artist Avril Livigne has just released her new single for Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice In Wonderland movie and true to Avril’s style and reputation… it sucks harder than all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.

The only "complicated" thing I see is how you still have a career.

With all the awesome talent out there in the music industry why would Disney decide to go with Avril Livigne? She hasn’t had a decent song out since, well, ever? She’s been too busy trying to be a wannabe sk8ter girl and spitting on the paparazzi. What the hell is Disney thinking?

What confuses me is why wouldn’t they go with their golden child Miley Cyrus or even Demi Lovato? It’s not like Miley’s reputation could be any worse than Avril’s… and we all certainly know that Miley’s songs sell better than Avril could ever hope for. Her career has been in the shitter for years.

Maybe Tim Burton secretly has a hard-on for Lavigne?

Check the song out in all of its glory below: Is it just us or does she sound like a dying hyena? Thoughts???

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