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And people aren't supposed to think curling is gay??

I have Olympic fever, which is kind of like scarlet fever but with less of a chance of irreversible brain damage. I find myself watching nothing but the coverage of the Vancouver games with every free moment I have. I am also addicted to the stories of the athletes.

Actually, none of that is true, but damn it, I have been watching a ton of curling for the past 2 days. To teach yourself the game of curling check out this link.

I love curling for a few reasons. Mostly because it’s a game that anyone can play. You don’t need to be plucked out of grade school and lose your entire childhood to devote yourself to the sport. You don’t need to train and train… and train some more, only to screw up a little bit… and feel as though you have wasted your entire life.

I always wonder how many Olympians have committed suicide. Curling, I guarantee you has a zero suicide rate. How could you hate a game where this happens.

I am rather sick of the over-hyped skills of the athletes and how the best of the best are the only ones to be recognized at the Olympics. If you are like me then you’ll love this too- I love the fact that the captain of the American men’s curling team is also a bartender. This is what I really love about the game- you play curling because you love it… not because it will change your life. The sport has no money, no fame, and no stars. Just fancy brooms and big stones.

Which is never what life is about.

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