Really? Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize? Really? The nominations ended in February 2009 so it is based on what he did up through that point. So based on his first 11 days in office, his “accomplishments” as a State and US Senator and as a community organizer he is entitled to this award. What a f*cking joke. What did he do? He even said he is befuddled that he won. This is a hate off folks. Best hate gets an Obama Shirt. If we get over 50 responses the Best Nut Hug gets a Snorg Tees Shirt.
Never ever, ever, ever, have I ever hated someone I that I don’t know like I hate this kid…
Cause I hate you...
He is so obnoxious and so over the top and he is only like 11-14 when he made all of these videos. I don’t understand how as a parent you can say, “This is a good idea, make a complete ass out of yourself on the internet in front of literally millions of people.”
What is worse, This obnoxious little freak has over 175,000 people following him on YouTube and his videos collectively have had over 6,500,000. It is so aggrevating because this kid makes you want to choke him out so bad, but you can’t stop watching it. Its like a train wreck, you cannot stop watching this.
What is even more outragouse is that he makes over $3,000 per month with this stuff from his adsense ads on YouTube which I am sure only encourages him. Reach high folks. Reach high. This is a hate off so:
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate received by Wednesday 9/16/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.
Prize for Best Nug
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 60 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate received by Monday 10/5/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees. Depending on how many comments we get, we may give away a SuperMac18 shirt for a prize for best nut hug as well.
Everyone’s favorite dog fighting NFL QB is eligible to play for the Philadelphia Eagles this week.
There is SO much intensity on both sides of this. Should he be able to play? Should he just rot in hell? Has he done his time? I’m sure everyone knows the story, but for those who don’t, the back story is: M. Vick started/ran an illegal dog fighting ring and kept over 70 pitbulls that fought in the ring at his house. When authorities searched his house, they found evidence of high stakes gambling, brutal dog executions (which included hanging, drowning, electrocuting and shooting dogs), and many of the dogs found alive were really f*cked up. I’m not going to provide pics here because it is f*cking gross, but if you want to see them, click here.
No my friend, Fuck You.
Now this is bad enough, but Vick lied about everything to the press for months and months saying it was his family and friends and continued to lie about it. He lied to and didn’t cooperate with the authorities which only helped him get a stiffer sentence that the others in the dog fighting ring.
We could go on for days with how awesome Vick is, but we shall leave that to you. This is a hate off folks. Same old rules apply.
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best Hate and best Nut Hug received by Wednesday 9/28/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees or or a Michael Vick Tshirt.
I can’t believe this prick. For those of you who missed his antics last night on the 2009 MTV VMA’s, Kanye showed his true colors when he interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted the MoonMan for best female video. I think this should automatically qualify him for the third season of VH1’s Tool Academy where I’m sure he would be a shoe in for first place. Check out the video of the event.
Kanye is known to cause scenes and all but this is just stupid. Why do you have to be hatin’ on Taylor Swift? Just because she has more musical talent than you and doesn’t need a vocoder to help her angelic voice? I can’t begin to explain how big of a douche this guy is and want to hear what you have to say about him. Let’s hear it folks.
Here are the Rules:
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate received by Wednesday 9/16/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.
OK in honor of 9/11 we are doing the Hate Off on F*cking Terrorists. I want to say that there shouldn’t be too many supportive comments on this one, but there are a lot douches out there. To make this not SUCH a downer, we added ten of the funniest related photos, many from our friends at Motivated Photos.com
Here are the Rules:
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate recieved by Monday 9/14/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.
They say 3rd times a charm and we loved how much you guys participated in the last one so here we go again.
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate recieved by Monday 9/7/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.
The best supportive comment received by Monday 9/7/09 will win a “Ultimate Heisman” shirt from Title Town FL.
Go Long Jesus!
This weekend officially kicks off the start of college football season, which I couldn’t be more excited for. The only problem is we haven’t even let everyone play one game and there is already talks about who is going to win the Heisman this year. One of these “pre-hyped” players is none other than University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow.Sure he has won 2 national championship titles, 1 Heisman trophy, and the hearts of every last 14-23 year old twat within the Gay-nesville area but we aren’t convinced. We want to know what is so great about this guy? For one, he’s still a virgin (I doubt this as he has bent Florida State over for the last two years…) and two, he posed topless for GQ… honestly who the hell does that? Anyways, we want to know what you can’t stand about this “UlTIMate He15man“….. let us begin…
Gear up for the 2nd Hate Off. Based on feedback from the first one we are slightly modifying the rules.
1) One “Hate” per comment
2) 45 words or less per hate
3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.
The best hate recieved by Thursday 9/3/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.
Now that that’s out of the way…
This Hate Off is on guys wearing “Skinny Jeans.” Many times this is done by emo kids, hipsters, whatever. Skinny Jeans are meant for girls. NO ONE ELSE. It is on the verge of guys wearing leggings or tights. It should NOOOOOOOT be done!
This is NOT a front and back pic.
Why do guys do this? TheONLY acceptable reason for guys wearing skinny jeans is if you are a f*cking Rock Star of some sort. Not if you are a poser.
He has had over 1.5 MILLION views on Youtube... America, I'm disappointed
Ok Folks, We want to introduce you to HBH’s first ever “Hate Off.” Its very simple. We provide a picture or video or short news story that needs no explanation from us. It should be clear on many levels why this thing should be hated on. You guys provide the Hates in the comments section. For this first one we’re going to give an easy one that many people have seen. It is this little weirdo, Beener Kee Kee 1995, who lip synchs top 40 songs on YouTube. I could write for days on why this kid needs to be hated on, but I want to leave that to you guys.
The best “Hate” is going to get a free shirt from our new sponsor Snorg Tee’s. Rules are simple, 1) One “Hate” per comment, 2) 30 words or less per hate 3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want. Since this is the first one we will give a few days so we can get some good ones.
Management at an Orlando area Chick-Fil-A is under the gun after asking an area woman to cover up while breast feeding her six month year old child. Although the woman kindly obliged, she returned home to do what any other bitchy woman would do. She complained to her friends.
Armed with bitterness and some of her closest friends, the group of women staged a ‘nurse-in’ at the Chick-Fil-A to protest the management’s decision and to illustrate that the practice of tit-feeding is protected under the law. The Chic-Fil-A manager apologized for the incident and also announced that the restaurant will proudly display the international breastfeeding symbol in their establishment.
That’s right the international breastfeeding symbol. The pinnacle of political correctness.
The International Dickfeeding Symbol
It seems a little beyond outrageous to expect businesses to place a tit-feeding logo on their door to entice mothers with suckling babies. As a matter of fact, I hope this logo deters a majority of the population from attending these establishments. The last thing someone wants to experience when they go out for a nice steak would be the lovely sound of a baby ears deep in some boobage.
In protest of this political correctness, I’m demanding that businesses everywhere place the International Dickfeeding symbol on their door as subtle middle-finger to the political correctness plaguing this great nation.
Alright, I’ll concede that the International Dickfeeding logo will probably not catch on, but there is atleast one thing that Chic-Fil-A can take away from this experience. And it is something that every man across the globe already knows. There is only one thing worse than a very pissed off woman. And that’s a group of very pissed off women.
Sound the alarms, because the haters are out in full force. And this time Jon Gosselin, of Jon and Kate plus eight fame, is the lucky target.
This just in: Jon Gosselin grew a pair
If you have somehow managed to not breathe in the past six months, then you were lucky enough to miss the media’s annihilation of Jon Gosselin. The sweater vest wearing clean cut dad traded in his argyle for Ed Hardy and swapped his squeaky clean, emasculated image for a much more douchier likeness. And we’re happy to see it.
Jon’s transformation has been a secret victory for men nationwide. For far too long, we’ve all had to bear witness to the verbal harassment levied on Jon from his bitch of a wife, Kate. To put it softly, Kate Gosselin is a succubus. She bosses Jon around, berates him in front of their eight children, and sucked the masculinity out of him. For the first few season of their television show it seemed as if Jon could handle the abuse and smile through it. But in the most recent seasons you can clearly see the cumulative effect the constant nagging, snapping comments, being cut off mid sentence, and condescending remarks have had on the poor man.
You can check out a perfect example of this after the jump: Read more »
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