Crazy Beard Guy on AC transit bus

It has been a while folks since we have done a Hate Off, but trust me this warrants one. This fucking video, this fucking video, Oh My God, this fucking video. I don’t want to steal too much of your thunder so I will just give a short recap. This old white guy (who is wearing a shirt entitled “I am a motherfucker”) and this young black guy get into a disagreement on a bus and oh the misadventure that ensues. Take a look.

This is a Hate Off. Best comment for the black kid or white guy wins it.
Same old rules apply.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 50 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best Hate received by Friday 2/19/10 will win a Pants on the ground Tshirt. If we get more than 50 comments we will give a prize for best pro black kid and best pro white guy comment.

Pants on the Ground Prize

Update, here is an interview with Epic Beard Man.

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Before her face turned to leather.

It sounds gross… because it f*cking is. Last night on Comedy Central Daniel Tosh showed everyone how to find a disgusting pic of Demi Moore’s Bush. I don’t know if it is real or not. In fact I am sure it is fake. There is no way she posed for something like this. Even her bush looks fake. It is supposed to be from the 1980′s.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw this. Then I saw her face again and it wasn’t all old and leathery and I was like, “Damn Demi Moore used to be hot.” Then my eyes drifted down to her bearded taco and I threw up again.

Daniel Tosh needs to be taken off the air for this. Hate on him, hate on Demi Moore’s Bush, Hate on Ashton Kutcher,  hate on all of it.

For those of you who want to see it, Click below. BUT I WARN YOU. It is F*cking gross.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NSFW Link to Demi Moore Bush pic NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Never ever, ever, ever, have I ever hated someone I that I don’t know like I hate this kid…

Cause I hate you...

He is so obnoxious and so over the top and he is only like 11-14 when he made all of these videos. I don’t understand how as a parent you can say, “This is a good idea, make a complete ass out of yourself on the internet in front of literally millions of people.”

What is worse, This obnoxious little freak has over 175,000 people following him on YouTube and his videos collectively have had over 6,500,000. It is so aggrevating because this kid makes you want to choke him out so bad, but you can’t stop watching it. Its like a train wreck, you cannot stop watching this.

What is even more outragouse is that he makes over $3,000 per month with this stuff from his adsense ads on YouTube which I am sure only encourages him. Reach high folks. Reach high. This is a hate off so:

Prize for Best Nug

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 60 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate received by Monday 10/5/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees. Depending on how many comments we get, we may give away a SuperMac18 shirt for a prize for best nut hug as well.

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Everyone’s favorite dog fighting NFL QB is eligible to play for the Philadelphia Eagles this week.

There is SO much intensity on both sides of this. Should he be able to play? Should he just rot in hell? Has he done his time? I’m sure everyone knows the story, but for those who don’t, the back story is: M. Vick started/ran an illegal dog fighting ring and kept over 70 pitbulls that fought in the ring at his house. When authorities searched his house, they found evidence of high stakes gambling, brutal dog executions (which included hanging, drowning, electrocuting and shooting dogs), and many of the dogs found alive were really f*cked up. I’m not going to provide pics here because it is f*cking gross, but if you want to see them, click here.

No my friend, Fuck You.

Now this is bad enough, but Vick lied about everything to the press for months and months saying it was his family and friends and continued to lie about it. He lied to and didn’t cooperate with the authorities which only helped him get a stiffer sentence that the others in the dog fighting ring.

We could go on for days with how awesome Vick is, but we shall leave that to you. This is a hate off folks. Same old rules apply.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best Hate and best Nut Hug received by Wednesday 9/28/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees or or a Michael Vick Tshirt.

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Tool Academy 3 Promo Pic

I can’t believe this prick. For those of you who missed his antics last night on the 2009 MTV VMA’s, Kanye showed his true colors when he interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted the MoonMan for best female video. I think this should automatically qualify him for the third season of VH1′s Tool Academy where I’m sure he would be a shoe in for first place. Check out the video of the event.

Kanye is known to cause scenes and all but this is just stupid. Why do you have to be hatin’ on Taylor Swift? Just because she has more musical talent than you and doesn’t need a vocoder to help her angelic voice? I can’t begin to explain how big of a douche this guy is and want to hear what you have to say about him. Let’s hear it folks.

Here are the Rules:

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate received by Wednesday 9/16/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

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They say 3rd times a charm and we loved how much you guys participated in the last one so here we go again.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate recieved by Monday 9/7/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

The best supportive comment received by Monday 9/7/09 will win a “Ultimate Heisman” shirt from Title Town FL.

Go Long Jesus!

This weekend officially kicks off the start of college football season, which I couldn’t be more excited for. The only problem is we haven’t even let everyone play one game and there is already talks about who is going to win the Heisman this year. One of these “pre-hyped” players is none other than University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow. Sure he has won 2 national championship titles, 1 Heisman trophy, and the hearts of every last 14-23 year old twat within the Gay-nesville area but we aren’t convinced. We want to know what is so great about this guy? For one, he’s still a virgin (I doubt this as he has bent Florida State over for the last two years…) and two, he posed topless for GQ… honestly who the hell does that? Anyways, we want to know what you can’t stand about this “UlTIMate He15man“….. let us begin…

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